The Super Chron Flight Brothers are the two black guys you saw in that police sketch on the news tonight. When they aren't fleeing northward on foot while wearing dark clothing, they, like all of their "homies", record rap lyrics about smoking cannabis, keeping it real and their displeasure with the local police department. Their favorite color is anything but white, favorite book is If I did It by one O. Simpson Esq. and their favorite movie has not been made yet but stars Scarlett Johannsen & Lisa Bonet circa the first season of A Different World. The celebrity they would most like to meet is Bill O'Reilly and the item they would most like to be holding at the time is the neck of a broken heineken bottle. They also have announced their endorsement of any clean and articulate negro who can resist the urge to sucker punch bitch-ass Rudy Gulliani right in his lying mouth until after the primaries. THE PRECEDING STATEMENTS HAVE ALL BEEN APPROVED THE COMMITTEE TO ELECT SADDAM HUSSEIN'S CORPSE PRESIDENT OF IRAQ