To Know someone, with a capital "K" is something that man has pondered throughout the ages. The greatest minds to ever grace this planet posited many a theory about what it is "to be" without ever coming to a consensus.

So how can I tell you "About" myself, if nobody knows exactly what it is to "to be" in the first place? A charming fellow who was once young but has now since been dead for a very long time offered this: I think. Therefore I am.

Since I'm not human, this doesn't really apply to me. But I can tell you this. I am an amorphous intergalactic space traveler who makes mostly thumping, dance-tastic, driving, emotional, heartfelt, tender, charming, infectious, mischievous and sometimes farty electro music. I do it because it makes my non-human essence feel good. Kind of like squeezing Gak between your toes.

Other than that, I like strengthening my quads, I've found them to be the most important muscle group in the human form.